What could possibly be better than a curvaceous, scantily-clad pinup girl permanently tattooed on your skin? Why, a pinup girl with a boob job, of course! Or at least that’s what one Canadian man has decided, anyway. Isn’t it time your tattoos got a little plastic surgery?
No, Really, His Tattoo Has Breast Implants
Lane Jensen is the proud owner of a very well-endowed cowgirl/stripper, complete with silicone breast implants and 3-D nipples, on his left calf. Prior to its most recent update, Jensen’s tattoo could already be placed in the R-rated category, but that just wasn’t enough. Now, not only does his pinup girl have enormous protruding breasts, but Jensen literally has as mini boob job on his leg.
But Why?
Okay, it’s probably pretty self-explanatory why a man might think it an excellent idea to give his ink a bit of a booby boost. But clearly the wrong head was doing most of the thinking here. What happens when he wants to wear cowboy boots of his own, but there are boobs in the way? And does his tattoo’s boob job get in the way of exercise and other daily activities?
You may need to ask Jensen himself for a little insight into the practicality of his decision. But hey, to each his own.
Real Women Aren’t Pinups
Another much-overlooked aspect of the whole thing is the fact that women probably won’t respond so well to Jensen’s leg boobs as other men might.
When it comes down to it, real women aren’t pinup girls, and real boob jobs don’t have to look like a ridiculous cartoon. [/quote]
In fact, there’s been a trend towards smaller, more modest-looking breast implants lately. So ladies, don’t feel that your breast augmentation has to resemble this guy’s leg. All boobs are great boobs!