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heart-shaped padlockR. Kelly is at it again. This time, the infamous singer has allegedly created a “sex cult” that offers its members a complementary boob job. My advice? If you want new knockers, get them on your own terms and stay far, far away from this weirdo.

R. Kelly or R. Belly?

Before getting mixed up in some sort of strange sex cult all in the name of some breast implants, think about the guy leading the charge.

Not only has R. Kelly been involved in more than one off-the-wall scandals in his day, but he’s now not-so-affectionately being referred to as “R. Belly” by some of his own staffers, poking fun at how out of shape the singer’s gotten. Yet he’s trying to change women’s bodies? Hmm.

Better Reasons to Get Breast Implants

Don’t, I repeat, don’t get a boob job for anyone but yourself.

So why take body advice from this loser? I could name 101 better reasons to get breast implants than to be in some cult. In fact, I think I will name a few. There’s:

  • Improving your self-confidence
  • Correcting asymmetry that’s always bothered you
  • Giving the girls a lift after pregnancy or breastfeeding

If you’ve decided to opt in for a boob job for all the right reasons, it’s time to talk to a real cosmetic surgeon (not R. Kelly) about your breast augmentation options. From the type of implant to the placement of the incision, you can work with your cosmetic surgeon to totally customize your procedure to give you the results YOU are looking for.

 

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